You do
not need to slap your penis in a Bear trap to know it going to hurt.
No one comes to see the
water blower.
It is only fun when it is
intense.
Burns build character.
I am a Fire-Blower not
a Flame-blower.
One needs direction, or
others will lead.
Reality is but an illusion.
You health is like a credit card. Soon you
will have to pay for what you have spent against it. (Thanks for this one
Dr. Berdy.)
Tips I learned in Amsterdam.
30% of all the women
behind the glass are probably not women at all. (Think about it)
Coffee shops are interesting like junkies
are interesting. You don't want to spend all your time dealing with either.
You will have to pay to use the toilet about
40% of the time. (Check the bar out first to see if you do)
The Dutch are nice people but remember you
are visiting a tourist town. (how would you like a bunch of people being loud
all day in your neighborhood.)
The Irish Pub is one of the best places
to go. It is truely a wonderful spot.
NEVER use your hotel phone. You will not
know what the rate is. (Buy a phone card)
Don't act like a tourist. If you do you
will run into problems. (Common sense rules like in any big city.)
Spend a bit more on your hotel room you
will appriciate it and it will save you money in the long run. (Trust me.)
NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER STAY AT THE
DELTA HOTEL ON DAMRAK. (THEY WERE THE RUDIST
GROUP OF PEOPLE TOWARDS ME THAT I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO MEET.) The
hotel was dirty as well and expensive for what I got...
Amsterdam has much to offer make sure you
see more that the red light district..