Some Thougts from Pyros

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  1. You do not need to slap your penis in a Bear trap to know it going to hurt.
  2. No one comes to see the water blower.
  3. It is only fun when it is intense.
  4. Burns build character.
  5. I am a Fire-Blower not a Flame-blower.
  6. One needs direction, or others will lead.
  7. Reality is but an illusion.
  8. You health is like a credit card. Soon you will have to pay for what you have spent against it. (Thanks for this one Dr. Berdy.)

Tips I learned in Amsterdam.

  1. 30% of all the women behind the glass are probably not women at all. (Think about it)
  2. Coffee shops are interesting like junkies are interesting. You don't want to spend all your time dealing with either.
  3. You will have to pay to use the toilet about 40% of the time. (Check the bar out first to see if you do)
  4. The Dutch are nice people but remember you are visiting a tourist town. (how would you like a bunch of people being loud all day in your neighborhood.)
  5. The Irish Pub is one of the best places to go. It is truely a wonderful spot.
  6. NEVER use your hotel phone. You will not know what the rate is. (Buy a phone card)
  7. Don't act like a tourist. If you do you will run into problems. (Common sense rules like in any big city.)
  8. Spend a bit more on your hotel room you will appriciate it and it will save you money in the long run. (Trust me.)
  9. NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER STAY AT THE DELTA HOTEL ON DAMRAK. (THEY WERE THE RUDIST GROUP OF PEOPLE TOWARDS ME THAT I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO MEET.) The hotel was dirty as well and expensive for what I got...
  10. Amsterdam has much to offer make sure you see more that the red light district..